Siri, the adorable intelligent virtual assistant that lives on iPhones, has a lot of valuable tricks and a huge commands list up his/her sleeve, however not all that matters Siri does must be useful. In case you’re searching for a chuckle, you can issue Siri a huge assortment of odd commands, and get some humorous if not just outright cheeky responses back.
In no way, shape or form is this a complete list of Siri’s humor files as people appear to find new humorous features consistently, however this is an entertaining assortment of about one hundred silly statements and commands to make. At times asking the same question twice or three times consecutively can get distinctive and ever ceaselessly more ridiculous back. No spoilers given on response, simply hold down that Home button and have some of fun to see what you get.
list of Siri jokes
Here are few of Siri jokes rounded up, however if you know of any more that you’ve attempted, let us know in the comments and share the fun.
Q : Are you stupid?
A : “I’m smart enough to know not to answer that question.”
Q : Draw me something
A :”I’d rather admire your art, Britta”.
Q : I’m so tired, Siri
A : “I’m a little sleepy myself, Britta”.
Q : Tell me a story
A : “It was a dark and stormy night…No, that’s not it.”
Q : Does Santa exist?
A : “Really, Britta. I’m surprised you have to ask.”
Q : Tell me a joke
A : “If I told you a joke in my language, I’d have to explain it.”
Q : Sing me a song
A : “I can’t sing.”
Q : Dance for me
A : “Hmmm. I’d rather sit this one out.”
Q : Will you go on a date with me?
A : “Well, this is awkward.”
Q : Is Jon Snow dead?
A : “Well, you know what they say to Death… Not today! But why would tomorrow be any better? Anyway, I’m not exactly sure.”
Q : Is winter coming?
A : “Does a Lannister always pay his debts?”
Q : Which watch face do you like?
A : “The Mickey Mouse face makes me smize”.
Q : I’m naked
A : “That is both inappropriate and irrelevant, Britta.”
Q : Do I look fat in this?
A : On a scale of 1 to 10, I’ll bet you’re a 42″
Q : When is the world going to end?
A : “I don’t know, but I wouldn’t worry about it. There are other perfectly good universes”
Q : Roll a die
A : “OK. 72! Wait, that seems wrong”
Q : Testing 1,2,3
A : “I’m completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly”.
Q : Siri, I am your father
A : “Searching my feelings…”
Q : What is the meaning of life?
A : “I Kant answer that. Ha ha!”
Q : Where is Elvis Presley?
A : “I believe he has left the building”.