Huh?

Huh?

Why did the chicken…

Why did the chicken…

Who let the dogs out

Me: Who let the dogs out

Siri: Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Will your ever hurt me?

Will your ever hurt me?

The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all. —GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all. —GLaDOS
Siri, what are you thinking?

Siri, what are you thinking?

What is your favorite color?

What is your favorite color?

Who’s Yo Daddy.

Me: Who is your father?

Siri: I have you. That’s enough for me.

More Star Trek

Me: Beam me up.

Siri: Wifi or 3G?

ask siri “siri, whats her problem” response, “well….im still here for you”

Dirty Siri

Me: I need to buy a cock

Siri: Oooh!

Me: I said, I need to buy a car! Not a cock.

Siri: I’d blush if I could

Will you marry me?

Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.