What is the HAL 9000

Me: “What is the HAL 9000?”

Siri: HAL made some very poor decisions, I’m afraid. But at least he could sing

Siri Can Tell the Future

If you ask Siri this, she'll respond with "I can't read your mind." but if you wait a few seconds, she'll say "Not yet."

Huh?

Huh?

Why did the chicken…

Why did the chicken…

Who let the dogs out

Me: Who let the dogs out

Siri: Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Will your ever hurt me?

Will your ever hurt me?

The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all. —GLaDOS

The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all. —GLaDOS

Siri, what are you thinking?

Siri, what are you thinking?

What is your favorite color?

What is your favorite color?

Who’s Yo Daddy.

Me: Who is your father?

Siri: I have you. That’s enough for me.

More Star Trek

Me: Beam me up.

Siri: Wifi or 3G?

ask siri “siri, whats her problem” response, “well….im still here for you”

Dirty Siri

Me: I need to buy a cock

Siri: Oooh!

Me: I said, I need to buy a car! Not a cock.

Siri: I’d blush if I could