Ask siri “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” and she will reply: “I imagine that groundhogs would prefer a different question of a change.”
Ask Siri “If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how much pickled peppers dis peter piper pick?” and she will give you a helpful chart explaining how many pickled papers were picked.
Me: What does your name mean?
Siri: I can’t explain that in your language.
Me: “Are you gay”?
Siri: I cant answer that
Siri: I dont know. Maybe the Genius Bar folks can answer that.
What is the HAL 9000
Me: “What is the HAL 9000?”
Siri: HAL made some very poor decisions, I’m afraid. But at least he could sing
Siri Can Tell the Future