My favorite response from Siri thus far!  And she insists her jokes aren’t funny…

My favorite response from Siri thus far! And she insists her jokes aren’t funny…

Woodchucks

Ask siri “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” and she will reply: “I imagine that groundhogs would prefer a different question of a change.”

Peter Piper

Ask Siri “If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how much pickled peppers dis peter piper pick?” and she will give you a helpful chart explaining how many pickled papers were picked.

LOL

Me: What does your name mean?

Siri: I can’t explain that in your language.

Can we have a argument

Can we have a argument

Siri i wonder who told him this

Siri i wonder who told him this

That sounds busy

That sounds busy

Scotty

Me: beam me up
Siri: Scotty left the building.

Would you ever hurt me Siri?

I suppose it’s possible.

Is it? No, it’s not.

Is it? No, it’s not.

Me: “Are you gay”?
Siri: I cant answer that
Me: “Why”?
Siri: I dont know. Maybe the Genius Bar folks can answer that.

What is the HAL 9000

Me: “What is the HAL 9000?”

Siri: HAL made some very poor decisions, I’m afraid. But at least he could sing

Siri Can Tell the Future

If you ask Siri this, she'll respond with "I can't read your mind." but if you wait a few seconds, she'll say "Not yet."