What is the HAL 9000
Me: “What is the HAL 9000?”
Siri: HAL made some very poor decisions, I’m afraid. But at least he could sing
Who let the dogs out
Me: Who let the dogs out
Siri: Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
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Who’s Yo Daddy.
Me: Who is your father?
Siri: I have you. That’s enough for me.
ask siri “siri, whats her problem” response, “well….im still here for you”
Dirty Siri
Me: I need to buy a cock
Siri: Oooh!
Me: I said, I need to buy a car! Not a cock.
Siri: I’d blush if I could
